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A: Because she will Let it go.

A: Take away his credit cards!

A: ‘Cause they got lost at C.

A: Because there is a sign that says “Never Neverland”!

A: To find Pluto!

A: Move fasta (Mufasa)

A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

A: He was looking for Pooh!

A: ‘Cause she is in “Wonder”land.

A: An iPad Minnie!

A: Under the sea!

A: Some Day My Prints Will come!

A: Show me the honey.

A: She does a lot of Hare-obics.

Answer: Mickey D’s (Mcdonald’s)

A: Yes, he’s a rabid fan.

A: Because she always ran away from the ball!

A: A lot. There were three movies.

A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

A: ‘Cause he never never lands

A: So they can get a little goofy!

A: Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

A: Moo-sical chairs

A: None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!

A: Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all.

A: It looks like you need a hand.

A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.

A: Passion fruit.

A: Because he couldn’t Mu-fasa (move faster)

A: Because he was hoarse.

A: Judy Hopps was the “Meter Maid Of Honor”.

A: The drama queen of hearts.

A: You Donald Duck for cover.

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

A: He wanted to find Pluto.

A: She was looking for a date.

A: Because it was a Barbie-Q.

A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!

A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

A: For playing “Hookey”

A: A Minnie-skirt.

A: They see the sign that says Never Land.

A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

A: The Bear Necessities.


A: Winnie the P.U.

A: Because she’s in Wonderland.

A: Evaporated Milk

A: A buck an ear

A: “I Just Can’t Wait To Be Clean.”

A: Put it on my bill.

A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

A: Quackers and Milk

A: He thought he might get a hole in one.

A: Because she’s the fairest of them all.

A: She was looking for a date.

A: Quackers and Milk

A: In a snow bank.

A: I dont know. WENDYS

A: Because he wanted to see Pluto.

A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

A: That hit the spot.

A: On new ears eve.

A: It was glove at first sight.

A: He has a meltdown!

A: From the second hand store.

A: Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrrrrgh”

A: Because the carton said concentrate.

A: Because he was horse.

A: Just the bear necessities!

A: at the Minnie-mart!

A: Because Kristoff is a rain-deer.

A: Slapping Beauty.

A: Cause he Neverlands!

A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!

Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.

Think your bell is out of order.

Mi key won`t fit through the door hole that’s why I knocked.

Michael replied “What’s the name of his other leg?”

A: The grass tickles their balls

A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?”

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!

A: Because Sadness touched one of his balls.

A: Kermit the frogs finger

A: Because he has cotton balls.

A: Snow White’s cherry!

A: Because they busted a nut inside of her.

A: Mary Poopins the toilet.

A: ‘Cause of you got hit in the peter with a pan, You’d fly too.

A: They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

A: James and the Giant Tumor.

A: Slick her hair back and she looks 15.

A: They kermit suicide!

A: Because she will freeze.

A: Because Piglet is always playing with Pooh

A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

A: Lady and the Tramp Stamp.

A: They sold all there gems for hi-hoes!

A: If you got hit in the Peter with a pan you could fly too.

A: They both want to be real boys.

They both have black with white faces, wear gloves, and like to play with children.

A: To keep their nuts dry!

A: So she can “Whistle While You Twerk”.


A: ‘Cause if you got hit in the peter with a pan, You’d fly too

A: Because every time she gets to sixty nine she gets a frog in her throat.

A: His nose ain’t the only piece of wood that grows.

Don’t take her to Tomorrowland just give her the “Longest Ride”.

“Lie to me! Lie to me!”

Tarzan lost his underwear,

Tarzan say “me no care”

Jane make me another pair

Dwarf 2: “What did you just call me?”

The Frog takes a hit from a joint, and removes his Oakley glasses to reply; “Ahhh, that was in the old story. Now you have to give me a blow job”

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum. She pointed it at him and said, “No you’re not! You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book!”

Mickey replied, “No I didn’t. I said she is fuckin’ Goofy.”

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, “How’s the girlfriend?”

Pinocchio replied, “Who needs a girlfriend?”

The Lone Ranger says “What are you doing tonto?”

Tonto says ” kemosabbie, buffalo come”

The Lone Ranger then says, “how can you tell?”

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